(Source: costerwaldaus, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
“It’s this dumb thing that Ross made up ‘cause he was trying to fool our parents. It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.”
I seriously love this woman
(Source: hathawayys, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
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(Source: notarealfuckingpirate, via governmentputas)
What people see…
What I see:
Seriously, Sebastian should burn in hell… And Jeff totally looks like a Pejelagarto (Bite me, I was too lazy to do proper Photoshop, I’m too lazy to look up the word for that in English.)
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.
- Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
- Him: whatever
- *as I turn to walk away*
- Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
- *i turn back to the table*
- Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
- *i leave and come back*
- Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
- His friends tipped me $20
It has been said so often, but dear lord, he really IS flawless.
Things I’ll never be able to pull succesfully… That magnificent haircut D=
(Source: yankeeyank)
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